benwinstagram:

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

(via queenkdisaster-deactivated20160)

m–xx:

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

(via queenkdisaster-deactivated20160)

courtroom

memeufacturing:

judge: does the defendant have any special requests
me: Death penalty
judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service
me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me

(via urbancatfitters)

surreal:

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

(via rainbowsdahling)